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Copy+Paste from the irc channel. lmao.

[12:59] Hmm
[12:59] A little bored this afternoon
[12:59] Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting
[12:59] indeed
[12:59] Paul Macartney is my subject
[12:59] I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
[12:59] Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
[12:59] Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
[12:59] then he's a dumbfuck :)
[12:59] Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..
[12:59] Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
[12:59] Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees
[12:59] Sometimes renting makes far more sense..

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[13:09] i guess Dafreakzo and distressp are twins who were seperated in the hospital
[13:09] don't fuck around
[13:09] i was adopted
[13:09] i live in constant fear of accidentally fucking a relative

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[13:03] Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning
[13:03] what happened?
[13:03] you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night
[13:03] yeah, you've been fucking drunk..
[13:03] you've been there, too?
[13:03] sure...
[13:03] well, you see i can't remember anything
[13:03] but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.
[13:03] wtf...?
[13:03] That's exactly what i thought
[13:03] So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room
[13:03] OMFG!!!
[13:03] you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!
[13:03] no, i'm not lying
[13:03] OMG!!!
[13:03] but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.
[13:03] ...
[13:03] your mom's such a freak. o.O

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[13:27] Has anyone got their 'Violence Against Women: Australia Says No' booklets yet?
[13:27] i have raiks
[13:27] i have too
[13:27] My girlfriend opened it and got a paper cut from it, and then belted me for laughing at her