I am on hiatus!

MY PC is fried, so i will only be occassionaly online from now till i get my new pc up.

I am getting a new phone too, since my phone(charger) got fried together on the same night. :)

HE HE HE!

Dont worry laopo, u can still sms me, and i will try to reply u.. i will be going to activate my auto-roaming as well... or at least i will sms u. :P

*lots of huggles for my laopo*

Alright, till my new pc is up then... im going to be a cyber monk..... no gaming, no chatting, no stoning, no downloading.. WOOOHAAAAAAA


PS: HAPPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE!!! >=)

Chinese... !@#$

富家不用买良田，书中自有千钟粟。
安居不用架高堂，书中自有黄金屋。
娶妻莫恨无良媒，书中自有颜如玉。
出门莫恨无人随，书中车马多如簇。
男儿欲遂平生志，五经勤向窗前读。

LOL.... i read this.. damn funny. xD

Merry HO HO HO!

Merry Christmas everybody.. and happy holidays!

PS: I know left less than 1 hour for the asians.. but the americans are now enjoying their christmas. :D

Koreannnn food. :x

had dinner at a korean resturant @ Furama City Centre.

The food is not bad..... lol.. too bad i was late.. so no pics of the food.. mehz.. forgot to take.. but nvm....

group photo:

SCII replay.. nice. :P

Click here for Battle Report.

seeekinggg

movie kaki tomorrow.. anyone??

I R retard...

I turned retard today, watching a retarded show... simply stupid....

GIRL!!!!!

[12:55] foxsg> !acronym girl
[12:55] THEuneek> Girls Internationally wRiting Letters (Internet penpal club for girls)
[12:55] THEuneek> German Infra Red Laboratory
[12:55] THEuneek> God's Instrument Reproducing Life

pwnage.

Singapore 0 - 0 Vietnam

GG.

Boring match, watch until want to sleep.. but the atmosphere there is quite good i think...

oh well, soccer just make me sleep nowadays.. where are the days of roberto baggio and eric cantona? :(

Oh and uhmmm

just before i forget totally about it.... *take a very deep breath*

ALANNNNAAAAAA!!!!!! UPLOADDDDDDD THE PICCCCCC!!!!! I WAN TOOOOO USSSEEEEE ITTTT TO DISSSTURRRRBBBBBBBB YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!!

>=)

*rolls away*

imbal irc convo

[11:24] A> i get bjs all the time :)
[11:24] foxsg> if ua re in court already
[11:25] A> just need to treat the gf right!
[11:25] foxsg> people make use of it to lengthen ur jail terms
[11:25] B> so if i report u A
[11:25] foxsg> LOL
[11:25] B> then u go to jail!
[11:25] A> something like that
[11:25] B> got irc log!
[11:25] foxsg> LOL
[11:25] foxsg> HAHAHA
[11:25] foxsg> i prt screen
[11:25] A> wtf
[11:25] foxsg> HAHAHA

sweet!

All your sweets belong to me.

yes, u heard it.. give it all.

and no, i do not accept spitted sweets.... *look @ you-know-who*

and no, fox does take sweets... like me. *still looking @ the same you-know-who*

so, to please me, give me my sweets. :D

renown

hehe. :x

laopo, got your name. :x

pissed off lunch

bleah. most dulan lunch i ever eaten.

meow~

lol.

today first time eat pepper lunch and bk 1 after another for lunch.

full...

damn, i think i will be hungry at 1+....

hais...

*whine*

cars pain.

LOL!

what de fudge, i press publish post b4 i type anything. wdf.

oh well, out since morning......... car very pain.. stand so long... and raining.. should have stayed at home and sleep..

but nvm, got see some pretty girls.. but come to think of it, pretty girls anytime also can see... nice weather to sleep not always have.. ahhhhhh!

what de fudge what de fudge!

Got it.

mehz... got the thing i want.. but.. it did not come in a package.

gg.

Left 4 dead.....

LOL!!! THIS GAME IS ADDICCCCIIIIITIVE! FUCK MAN! I WAS SCREAMING VULGARITIES ALL THE WAY!!! ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE THE ZOMBIES ALL RUSH OUT IS PART OF THE GAME AS WELLL!

ARGHHHH!!!!!!!

I think im going to have nightmares already.... keon.. yong... kit.. wanna go try? :p

what de fudge.. today raining..

wind big big.. blow until 1 big hole in my shirt.

ok i mean pocket.

sadness.

Break up.....

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For Andy Tan.

Good luck man.

I will see you later when i go in.

2 years of real life war, make your country proud. - Alanna.

*bounce out*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!

Right, Its really my real mother bday..

although i post it later by 1 day. GG.

mom was saying i mei liang xing this morning, wahahaha.. totally forgot about it.

Have to payback next year i guess...


meow~

Hard shit.. and soft shit.

Early morning, father bring a cup of water and ask me to drink... and the conversation goes...

"drink more water, its cooling.. better than herbal tea."

*take and drink finish*

"u know, if ur shits are hard, drinking more water will help u to shit easier.. especially for old people"

then he walk out of my room..

lol... so this morning, he just shot me... "ERIC!!!! YOU ARE OLD!'

PWNZOR!

old news.

Click here to read the old news.

Summary of the old news,

Here is what was revealed:

* The imminent collapse of the U.S. Economy to occur sometime in late 2008
* The imminent collapse of the U.S. Government finances sometime in mid 2009
* The possibility of Civil War inside the United States as a result of the collapse
* The advance round-ups of “insurgent U.S. Citizens” likely to move against the government
* The detention of those rounded up at The REX 84 Camps constructed throughout the
United States
* The possibility of public retaliation against members of Congress for the collapses
* The location of safe facilities for members of Congress and their families to reside
during massive civil unrest
* The necessary and unavoidable merger of The U.S. with Canada and Mexico establishing
The North American Union
* The issuance of a new currency called the AMERO for all three nations as an economic
solution.

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To be honest, if America falls, it wont be a surprise for me looking at how irresponsible the US companies are for their own economy. I think America is too big a country to be govern smoothly.

But, who cares about what i think. I will just take over the world!

PWNZOR!

The Boring Post.

I am bored.

Memory.

I have a bad memory so i will often post many posts a day... if i suddenly remember about stuff and things that i should have written them down few weeks down, i will post it.. so... please forgive the forgetful me.

Nonetheless, i still forgot what i wanted to post of what i thought during lunch.... shyt man. ARGH!

Whatever, nice weather.. raining.. good weather to rolll, snuggle up in bed with my turtle.. and... play game~

Hope tomorrow weather will be cooling as well.. then steamboat will be damn shiok!

Poor selene, we will take more pictures for you to see ok?


PWNZOR OUT!

Veteran??

Not in any way am i discriminating against countries or what-so-ever.

I just find the stories interesting.... :)

> Subject: Freedom Fries?
>
> When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell
> was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for
> Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George
> Bush.
>
> He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United
> States has sent many of its fine young men and women into
> great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The
> only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is
> enough to bury those that did not return.
>
> You could have heard a pin drop.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Then there was a conference in France where a number of
> international engineers were taking part, including French
> and American. During a break, one of the French engineers
> came back into the room saying, 'Have you heard the
> latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
> carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does
> he intended to do, bomb them?'
>
> A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our
> carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat
> several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can
> supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they
> have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people
> three me meals a day, they can produce several thousand
> gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they
> carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting
> victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have
> 11 such ships; how many does France have? '
>
> You could have heard a pin drop.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that
> included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian,
> Australian and French Navies.
>
> At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a
> large group of officers that included personnel from most of
> those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as
> they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly
> complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many
> languages, Americans learn only English.' He then
> asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English
> in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
>
> Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe
> it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans
> arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
>
> You could have heard a pin drop.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
>
> A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to
> France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of
> 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
>
> At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his
> passport in his carry on.
>
> 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the
> customs officer asked sarcastically.
>
> Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
>
> 'Then you should know enough to have your passport
> ready.'
>
> The American said, 'The last time I was here, I
> didn't have to show it.'
>
> 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your
> passports on arrival in France !'
>
> The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look.
> Then he quietly explained. 'Well, when I came ashore at
> Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this
> country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it
> to.'
>
> You could have heard a pin drop
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> What Is A Veteran?
>
> A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged,
> retired, or reserve -- is someone who, at one point in his
> life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United
> States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and
> including his life.'
>
> That is honor, and there are way too many people in this
> country today, who no longer understand that fact.

restless

The night is god-damn hot, and i keep hearing thunder rumbling but no rain!!!

And its such a restless night~ nothing to do~

ahhhhh~

i guess i will sleep early~

boring day today~

SAVE ME AH~

Ahoy~ Enemy ship ahead!

A step closer to world domination. Highest Personal Attack in a bliz game on my York, Heavy Cruiser, cannot wait for my Renown Battleship. Will kick some ass!

Meow~

Christmas Present.. I want...

Can i touch all your boobs please.. guys and girls. >=)

PS: Terence, i will show u pics of it.. that i can do it TOO!

RAWR!!!

ALL OF YOU! LINE UP! FOR ME TO TOUCH IT!!!

LOLOL~

jkjk.

*faints out*

PATA PATA PATA PON!

patapon 2 is out.. but its japanese!!!

WHEN WILL THE ENGLISH VERSION COME OUT!!

YOU DAMN JAPANESE!!!

RAWRRR!!!

ok vent finish. time for luchie.

cya dudes and babes later.

meow~

MUG!

I just realise 1 thing that i have been thinking of blogging.. but kept forgetting about it.

Was in wala-wala i think 2 weeks ago(??), BS outing with the usual gang and also welcome jingwei to Singapore. Chloe brought her notes in and study.... and up come the topic...

"Why singaporeans call studying as mugging?? Arent mugging like assaulting??"

So, i went to dictionary.com and find this definiation for mugging,

Mug-ging [muhg-ing]

–noun

an assault or threat of violence upon a person, esp. with intent to rob.

andddddd another defination from wikipedia!

Mugging

A Singapore colloquial term for intensive studying; a person who is studying intensively - derived from British colloquial term to mug up.


LOL! Now i know... what to tell others when they ask, why singaporeans use mugging for studying!

PWNZOR!

Hmmmm.

Recently i have this conversation with my aunty alanna.

Was talking how emotionless I am sometimes and also whether I am born too sarcastic or what. This past 2-3 weeks, i have been told off a few times for smiling/laughing at the wrong occasions. >=)

Sometimes i just do not feel serious enough... hmm.. maybe im fit for the joker part for the next batman movie. *why so serious?*

Alanna says that i might have numb myself, or i could just be a very very very private person. Maybe I am. God knows what i am made of.

Either way, it does not make a difference. I am still PWNZOR!!!!

Peace.

SHIT!

man.. i think i slept too much in the afternoon, I blame the weather for this.

!@#$

Oh well, guess will have to go try to make myself tire out... *runs around*

tv!

Half Awake

I think i heard Celine's singing.. somewhere.. is it in my sleep... my dream???

*shake shake head*

*looks at msn*

ooooooo~

*click accept*

*listen to laopo's singing*

*feels content and goes back to sleep*

76 is a perfect number

I love 76.

probably not as much as 69, but still 76 ftw.

sleepy is not for me

Only sleeping is.

Being sleepy and not able to sleep makes 1 angry.

So do things that make you happy, when you are sleepy.. sleep. :)

Salvation on the Poor

I foresee the long queues... and kids.. and amagad! MY FAV DRINKS~

Random

Copy+Paste from the irc channel. lmao.

[12:59] Hmm
[12:59] A little bored this afternoon
[12:59] Thought i'd do an exercise on leasing versus renting
[12:59] indeed
[12:59] Paul Macartney is my subject
[12:59] I note according to reports he paid 49million dollars to heather mills for 5 years or marriage?
[12:59] Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which lets be honest, probably didnt happen) it would end up costing him $26,849 per time.
[12:59] Heather aint exactly the best looking bird
[12:59] then he's a dumbfuck :)
[12:59] Now i also note, Elliot Spitzers call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything..
[12:59] Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
[12:59] Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees
[12:59] Sometimes renting makes far more sense..

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[13:09] i guess Dafreakzo and distressp are twins who were seperated in the hospital
[13:09] don't fuck around
[13:09] i was adopted
[13:09] i live in constant fear of accidentally fucking a relative

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[13:03] Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning
[13:03] what happened?
[13:03] you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night
[13:03] yeah, you've been fucking drunk..
[13:03] you've been there, too?
[13:03] sure...
[13:03] well, you see i can't remember anything
[13:03] but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.
[13:03] wtf...?
[13:03] That's exactly what i thought
[13:03] So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room
[13:03] OMFG!!!
[13:03] you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!
[13:03] no, i'm not lying
[13:03] OMG!!!
[13:03] but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.
[13:03] ...
[13:03] your mom's such a freak. o.O

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[13:27] Has anyone got their 'Violence Against Women: Australia Says No' booklets yet?
[13:27] i have raiks
[13:27] i have too
[13:27] My girlfriend opened it and got a paper cut from it, and then belted me for laughing at her

Upon Popular Demand(UPD)

Jasmine! Jassssmine!

Yes, that sexy lady over there! It is YOU! Dont look away! DONT RUN!

OI! You are supposed to come down to sg to eat my mcflurry treat.

You are supposed to bring me out!

oi oi oi!

DONT RUN JASMINE!

BomberMan

rawr!

This morning, transform into bomberman. I am learning the new techniques of bombing the world onto their knees. Literally.

YOU FAIL!

No doubt. You just failed.

Random

善男Song Chi Wei Eric 丁卯生人，為人身心好動，永遠不能靜下來，做事衝動，虎頭蛇尾，後天環境加以培育才可有成。如屬女性則較沉靜，說話耿直欠細心，但不失為賢內助，相夫教子亦算稱職。
前世	後世
前生從貴州來本姓阮，為： 神算廟祝	後世去擁州嚴家托生，為： 好玩好賭一般人

今生性格

今生性格似毛象 你的性格有如一隻毛象，做事腳踏實地，不會存有天真的幻想，屬於理智現實型，而且你的意志力驚人，遇到困難都會冷靜解決，有一份勇往直前的氣魄。至於缺點則是主觀性強，堅持己見的你，每令別人覺得難於與你共事。戀愛方面，性格隨和，擅於遷就別人的一類，就能與你擦出火花。

今生衣祿寓意詩

「。」生於亥時初，命帶自然有，少年運未通，一朝財進至，白手整家風。

What the fudge?

First post. mehz. u know what.

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kthxbye